Nobody Brings the Pressure Like the Ape.

Pressure washing that hits hard, cleans deep, and leaves your neighbors wondering how your house got so clean so fast.

"Meet Dan. His deck was gray, the HOA was sniffing, and he was ready to ignore it for another weekend. Instead, he booked Spray Ape. Two hours later, the deck was party-ready. Dan? The unofficial mayor of his street."

Top Rated!
Best pressure washing in chattanooga
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Grime, stains, and neglect: The villains we defeat.

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Grime Doesn't Wait. Why Should You?

Algae spreads. Oil stains settle. Your siding fades. And that HOA letter? It's coming again.

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When Your House Doesn't Match Your Standards

You work too hard to live in a home that looks tired. That grime isn't just dirt — it's disrespect.

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Dirt Wins When Contractors Don't Show

Late arrivals. Cancellations. Excuses. You've had enough. Spray Ape shows up, locks in, and crushes the grime.

Spray Ape doesn't rinse. We respond. You bring the mess — we bring the muscle.
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This Isn't Our First Grime War.

We've battled algae armies, oil blot invasions, and deck decay. We don't just show up — we show up ready.

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We've Been There.

We know what it's like to be embarrassed by your curb appeal. We've seen homes hit by grime neglect. It doesn't feel fair — or like you. That's why we built Spray Ape.

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Proven. Trained. Reviewed.

100+ 5-star reviews.
Techs trained in The Ape Method™. Results delivered in under 2 hours. Every time.

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Insured. Safe. Communicative.

Our process is siding-safe, window-friendly, and fully insured. Not home? No problem — we text you the proof.
Before, after, and pride delivered.

The Ape Method™ Isn't Just a Process — It's a Power Move.

You don't need another guy with a hose. You need a strategy. The Ape Method™ is our signature 3-step system engineered to hit grime where it lives — without damaging what matters.

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Scout the Zone

We walk your property, map the high-impact areas, and build a custom grime attack plan. This isn't guesswork — it's precision pressure warfare.

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Choose Your Clean

Pick your pressure path:
The Smash — Targeted blast
Ape Mode — Full property takeover
Jungle Pass — Subscription shine
We match our method to your mess — not the other way around.

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Dominate Dirt

We lock in, blast it out, and leave nothing but pride behind. Same-day results. Zero blowouts. Maximum shine.

3 steps. No guesswork. No grime.
This is how we turn dirt into dominance.

THE SECRET SAUCE

The Ape Method™

Most pressure washers blast everything the same way — and that's the problem. The Ape Method™ is different. It's smarter. Safer. Stronger.

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Pressure-Layered Cleaning

We adjust the force for every surface — no blowouts, no damage, no guesswork.

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Surface-Specific Precision

Siding-safe. Deck-protecting. Concrete-ready. Our tools flex, not force.

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Results That Last

Grime doesn't just disappear — we stop it from coming back fast.

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Typical Washer

  • Same pressure for all
  • Risk of siding damage
  • One-size-fits-none
  • Hoses and hope
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The Ape Method™

  • Layered force by material
  • Siding-safe application
  • Tailored spray style per surface
  • Trained method + predictable results
"The Ape Method™ isn't just a clean. It's a tactical grime takedown."

Ready to Dominate Dirt?

You've seen what Spray Ape can do. This isn't just pressure washing — it's a property power move. You bring the curb. We bring the pressure.


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Rated 5 stars by 100+ homeowners

SEEING IS BELIEVING

Proof? See for Yourself.

Real homes. Real grime. Real results — in hours, not days. This isn't Photoshop. It's The Ape Method™ in full force.

Driveway after perfect pressure washing
Dirty driveway before being pressure washed
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Before
After
Driveway: 40 years old → brand new.
Siding after pressure washing
Siding with mildew before pressure washing
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Before
After
Mildew? Gone. Pride? Back.
Deck after power washing
Deck before pressure washing
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Before
After
Deck decay erased. Weekend ready.
"If you think the photos are good — wait until your neighbor sees your driveway."
a very smug homeowner
CHOOSE YOUR CLEAN

Pick Your Pressure. We'll Bring the Power.

Whether you need a quick grime hit or a full-home refresh, Spray Ape has a package built to crush your dirt — and fit your timeline.

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The Smash

Driveway, walkway, and steps. In and out — a fast grime attack for instant curb wins.

  • Concrete blast
  • Speed: ~1 hour
Best Value
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Ape Mode

Full house blast: siding, porch, concrete, windows, fence, and patio. Includes window rinse and light furniture move-back.

  • Full exterior
  • All add-ons included
  • Speed: ~2 hours
Popular
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Jungle Pass

A seasonal shine subscription. We return before the grime does. Keep your property HOA-proof all year.

  • Quarterly clean
  • Loyalty pricing
  • Perfect for HOA upkeep
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Realtor Ready

Selling soon? Get a show-ready exterior to boost curb appeal and sale price in one visit.

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HOA & Neighborhood Pack

One Ape. One afternoon. One beautiful block. Bulk discounts when the whole street books together.

Choose This Package

Package Comparison

💥 The Smash 🦍 Ape Mode
Best Value
🌴 Jungle Pass
⏱️ Time Required ~1 hour ~2 hours Quarterly
🧼 Surfaces Concrete Full Exterior All Year Maintenance
➕ Add-ons Optional All Included Loyalty Pricing
🎯 Best For Quick curb boost Whole-home pride HOA & seasonal upkeep

Add-On Services (Go Ape):

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Monkey Shine

Window rinse

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Banana Line Blast

Fence wash

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Jungle Lounge Cleanse

Patio furniture reset

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Garage door polish

Make it shine

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Trash bin clean

Smell-free guarantee

Only Spray Ape delivers The Ape Method™.
Accept no substitutes. Expect no excuses.

You're One Click Away from Dominating Dirt.

You've seen the grime. You've seen the Ape Method™ crush it. Now it's your turn.

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rated 5-stars by 100+ homeowners

Nobody brings the pressure like the Ape. And right now? He's ready.